eBay Seller Uses Every Tool In His Box

The seller of this Mercedes shift knob was either in too big of a hurry to get all gussied up in proper "bidness attire" or maybe he simply decided that the best way to move merchandise is with a hint of beefcake. Whatever the reason, the reflection of the photographer in the chrome knob reveals a pair of hairy nipples leading to Lord-only-knows what's lurking down in his nether regions.
Moral of this story: Always wear clothes when taking photos for the internet... of anything... for any reason. I've personally seen enough feet, tits and tail in eBay auctions to give Hustler Magazine a good run for it's money.





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