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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Crazy 70's Toys: Hulk Horny!!!

In what was probably one marketing man's biggest stroke of genius and his ultimate reason for termination (I'm guessing), I submit to you a solid piece of vintage 1970's forged toy goodness in the form of The Incredible Hulk Remote Controlled life size figure. OK, so even the the commercial itself shows children cowering away in fear of injury, remember, it was the 70's, toys were still dangerous and you could loose an eye to any number of Cylon Raider rockets or Boba Fett backpacks if you were so lucky. Maybe you were unlucky enough to be burned by your sisters oven thingy that really baked miniature cakes. I mean c'mon, a working oven for your little girl's bedroom, what's the harm?
Whatever the intention was with this inflatable semi-nude muscled green man, I can pretty much assure you that this was "Tommy's first gay experience" when he put old Bruce Banner in for sex doll duty once puberty hit.

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